The skies turned dark last night as a new strain of mutant meme was ‘born’. It can only be described as the smut-child of that unholy Twitter alliance that is Mammasaurus and Motherventing – two women who clearly have unfettered access to the gin and Linky Tools cabinet and, dare I say it, too much time on their hands.
In a rather scary development these two Queens of Silly have decided to probe into the darker recesses of blogland on a weekly basis, starting to today with an the inaugural ‘Sunday Squeeze’ question about boobs.
What do you call them? Mine have never ever had names. Ever. But Ok let’s do it quickly. Like taking off a plaster or having a smear test. And then quickly file it away with my other arse posts.
Bouncy and irresistible
First effort: Chas n Dave – cheeky, chirpy, cockney. This is a misnomer on the third count so had to be discounted.
Second effort: Bonnie and Clyde – they got into a lot of trouble together, but it all ended rather tragically for them and we can’t have that for my boobs can we?
Third and final effort: Take and That. Take That! Bouncy and irresistible in their youth. Disappeared off the scene for a while (let’s call it maternity leave) but now back and looking pretty good for their age.
That’s me. What about you? Fancy a squeeze? Go here.
