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Now she is Five
… nearly six actually. Now that she is five she is at school from 9am until 4pm everyday. She has had her first solo playdate in the pueblo with a boy from school. She tells me that they fight “but not hitting”. OK, great. They mostly play Barbies.
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Glamp Lamp
Looks gorgeous, right? Butter wouldn’t melt? Wrong. She has just handed me the biggest bogie ever to have graced this house, wearing exactly this expression. Stay alert, people. And beware 5 year olds bearing gifts.
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Bella Vista
The view from Bibsey Towers
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On motherhood
All my glorious triumphs in motherhood and some minor hiccups...
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in which I talk freely about the state of my bum and other arsefoolery

That’s my little girl in the wendy house

May 28, 2012 by bibsey mama 16 Comments

We went to a barbeque yesterday. It was the birthday party of my friend who lives very much en campo in a beautiful little cortijo up in the hills at the end of a long and very bumpy track. She and her husband lovingly built up the house themselves from a ruin. It has amazing … [Read more…]

Posted in: Arse posts, Toddler Tagged: Arsefoolery, barbeque, poo, wendy house

The cruel tutelage of Bibsey Pai Mei ~ Vol I

May 15, 2012 by bibsey mama 12 Comments

Bill and Beatrix sit around the camp fire. Bill: Once upon a time in the mountains of Andalucia, some believe, around the year twelvety dos, head priestess of the Fickle Lotus Toddler Clan, Bibsey Pai Mei, was (not) eating her breakfast, contemplating whatever it is that a toddler of Bibsey Pai Mei’s infinite power and wisdom … [Read more…]

Posted in: Arse posts, Motherhood, Toddler Tagged: Bibsey Pai Mei, cruel tutelage, exploding cereal, Kill Bill

Tigger and Pooh and Potty Mouth too

May 12, 2012 by bibsey mama 9 Comments

You know that thing, when you are a mother, or father, and your children come uninvited, not just to witness, but to actively watch you, as an adult woman, or man, doing whatever it is that you do in the toilet? Yep. That. Here are this week’s toilet encounters with the inquisitive Bibsey: “What’s that?! … [Read more…]

Posted in: Arse posts, Body, Toddler Tagged: baby talk, potty mouth, Wot So Funnee

Night night

May 3, 2012 by bibsey mama 10 Comments

… sleep tight. Be a good girl and go straight to sleep. Love you. Sleep well. Sweet dreams. And Mummy will see you in the morning. I say pretty much the exact same thing to Bibsey every single night as Mr B and I tuck her in to bed. And these days, most nights, that … [Read more…]

Posted in: Arse posts, Sleep, Toddler Tagged: Arsefoolery, bedtime, Granny

V is for Beerhen and Baheena… it is

April 25, 2012 by bibsey mama 16 Comments

  V is for Beerhen and Baheena… it is. I put a tweet out today asking for suggestions for today’s letter – the letter V. But because this is a family type blog – ish, I did say that vaginas need not apply. Oops! I’ve just lost as least one reader with that word: my sister. … [Read more…]

Posted in: A-Z Challenge 2012, Arse posts, Spanish Tagged: baheena, Blogging from A-Z Challenge, vagina
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