Arses. A is for Arse! And Arses are for April. It is a word that I suspect I will be uttering aloud rather a lot during April, because I am about to embark on something that is totally arseing mad for the month of April. I am joining the April Blogging from A-Z Challenge 2012.
ARSES! You see. I am regretting it already. April is BUSY at Bibsey Towers. After a rather sleepy winter up our mountain here in Spain, April sees the beginning of the annual influx of visitors from far-flung England. And thank goodness for them. Only snag of course, is having to clean the house first. Hmmm.
And the Eponymous Bibsey turns two very soon and I am actually planning to hold a erm, kind of party. Yes, that’s right. A party for two year olds. All the kids from playgroup and more. Plus parents of course. ARSES! Not them of course. Me. This kind of activity – childrens’ parties – is not in my skill set. Which is why I am not holding it anywhere near my house, oh no. Yet, when the day comes I will still ask myself a thousand times why I thought I could pull it off. There will be no answer to this question.
Just as there will be no answer to the question, on that very same day, why am I committed to writing a blog post as well, just because it is effing April? *aside to my MUM* I may swear more on the blog this month. Soz.
So yes, Arses for April. I am the original fool. How I think I can manage a post a day for pretty much every day of April I just don’t know. At least there are prompts for every blogging day of the month and these are as follows:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Yes, that’s right. The alphabet. Do you think I will be blogging about xylophones on 27 April? I hope so.
Oh, and we get Sundays off. I say we, well over 1,500 have signed up for the challenge. And I am just a speck amongst them. If you are looking for someone to blame for my increased online activity look no further than Cat at Yellow Days who is taking part and no doubt wrangling a few other bloggers into this bunch of April Arse with her.
If. IF, you feel that you would like to encourage me in this mission to foul up the internet with my thoughts and deeds, please PLEASE do feel free to nominate me here for a MADS 2012 blog award. No one need ever know that it was you. It’s not like voting Conservative or anything.