… ashes to ashes. She kicked the bucket after having hot flashes!
This week I soberly and somberly join Kate and fellow listographers at Kate Takes 5 as they list the five things they hope people will say about them at their funeral. Well, either that or a bucket list.
Here’s what you will hear at my funeral should you be available to attend:
Her Madge shredding loo roll
A dear, dear, old friend over the casket:
“Oh FFS! Will someone please open the lid and give her a glass of champagne. She will be livid if she knows we started without her.”
By the buffet, the ghost at the party:
“Paul, I think I told you, she was a Lover not a Fighter.”
Overheard in the loo as one mourner kindly passes loo roll to another fellow mourner under the cubicle wall:
“Thanks Madonna”
“You’re welcome Your Majesty”
At the end to the assembled guests:
“Right, that’s that done and dusted. Now does anyone know how to get down from this mountain? The Sherpas appear to be on a break.”
After the event they all said:
“What an amazing and beautiful woman Bibsey has turned out to be. Her Dad must be very proud.”
Right, that’s your lot. Please pick up a sausage roll on your way out.
