Q: What’s the difference between atichoo and bleurgh? A: A puddle on the floor. This is just a quickie from Bibsey Mama and another one for the annals of arse (or thereabouts) foolery. Sickness has been lurking in the house for a week now. First it hit Bibsey, then me and of course inevitably Mr … [Read more…]
It seems that this may be my last arse post. For a while at least. During our recent visit with the abuelos in the UK I got to see a GP about my troublesome bum. [Please catch up here and here if you think you’re hard enough]. Apparently what is wrong with my bum is … [Read more…]
And this would be my first contribution to Friday Club … These are the five things that I want my daughter to know: 1. That I spent the fifteen years, más o menos, before you were born having a big old party and I don’t regret about 99% of it. In fact, having a big … [Read more…]
Parental advisory. My god, never before have those words been so poignant. There are sooo many reasons not to look down anymore (or straight ahead at the bathroom mirror). Since having the Bibsey things have changed. I am positively Rubenesque. I say positively because according to Wikipedia Rubenesque is synonymous with Big Beautiful Woman, voluptuous … [Read more…]
